Ikea, madness, & Can I have a real job?

Can I have a real job to afford to fill my own apartment with Ikea goods?

We braved the new Ikea in Centennial last week. It was a zoo. I did love it though. What's not to love about ikea? They had set ups of small apartments and ways to use the space. I'm in love. I want most everything from a couch and bed down to napkins and spoons.

I guess I need a full time job... and a place of my own... Right?